The Royal Borough of Autism - by Chen Gershuni

(written 2008)

I took a walk down Autism Lane
Where every house has a number
And each street has a name

On Asperger Street, I turned to the right
Looked at Doctor Hans' children
What a wonderful sight

I took the bus to Kanner's Corner
Where Auties line
Them bricks in order

A beautiful girl was sitting nearby
Flapping her hands
As though she could fly

I fixed my gaze on a stimmy toy
While aspies where spinning
Them wheels with such joy

A beautiful woman rocked back and forth
Played with soap bubbles
And gazed to the north

The Royal Borough of Autism
Is my haven, my heaven and my jail