Deviants on Parade - by Cristina Roe

Inspired by Goldie Horn's comic film "Privates on Parade", I thought that we would fit the bill perfectly.  If anyone wishes to take out the film rights on this great idea, please contact DANDA.

Be you Aspie, Dyspraxie or ADHD,
Tourettie, Autistie, Dyslexie/calculie,
You son of a bitch, you’re always the man
A death defying sucker from the day of the pram
Just move your lumpen arses and march in time
Don’t you know that you’re a fuck up and not worth a dime
Just move you lumpen arses ‘fore my boot steps in
And the top of your head meets the bone of your shin.

Excuses, excuses, that’s all that’s ever heard
Don’t give me that shit; you don’t listen to a word.
Obstructive, destructive and often hyperactive
You’ve got the kind of grin that must be radioactive
Whatever you do, let me give you some advice,
Don’t go forth and multiply at any darn price
You’re a spastic, reactive, a fool and obscene
You flat footed wally, just remove from the scene. 
   

Cristina Roe ©